You know how Golden Retrievers are basically furry toddlers who think everything on the ground is a gift meant just for them? Well, a gorgeous pup named Bowser just took that stereotype to a whole new level, and the internet is completely obsessed. Photo Credit: @goldenboy.bowser/Instagram It all started like any other Tuesday. Bowser and his human were out for a routine neighborhood stroll when Bowser suddenly stopped dead in his tracks. His ears perked up, and his eyes locked onto something hidden near the curb. To Bowser, it looked like a literal baby in desperate need of saving. Cue the dramatic, slow-motion rescue music. Bowser rushed in, dialed up his natural instinct to "retrieve," and gently scooped up the precious cargo with that famous, soft Golden Retriever mouth. He stood there, frozen, looking up at his owner with big, soulful eyes that said, “We cannot leave him behind.” But here’s where the story takes a hilarious, neighborhood-gossip turn. This wasn’t a human ...